o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via sleeepers)

lifeonthebuttscene:

vaspim:

3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways

i was not expecting this

(via books-booksandmorebooks)

culturefrancaise:

doinbitude:

Sometimes, the translations are useless …

IT’S NOT IN THE FRENCH VERSION BUT THE ONE FOR QUEBEC.

Reblogging still because it’s funny x)

(via french-problems)

raiseyourgoblet-of-rock:

Everybody needs to see this photo of Mick Jagger and David Bowie

(via youwillwaitforclearskies)